Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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