We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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