Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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