when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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