Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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