thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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