i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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