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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I have post one night stand depression
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