Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I checked into jail on foursquare
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I smell like Dick and happiness
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