My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she smelled like a LAN party
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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