I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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