Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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