Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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