He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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