I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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