saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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