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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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