She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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