Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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