: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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