Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
