I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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