just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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