honey bunches of taint.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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