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You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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