if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
