we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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