p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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