All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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