That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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