ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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