dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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