is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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