talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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