is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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