I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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