How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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