check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Shame - the story of my life.
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