Someone shit on the floor
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dear god my vagina.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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