Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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