Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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