I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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