We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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