i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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