He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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