so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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