I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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