it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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