Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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