Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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