I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
this just has baby written all over it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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