Nicole vs. Life
Its about making memories worth repressing
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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